bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety
hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery
by Josh February 17, 2005
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eiffel tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
by josh February 21, 2003
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FeezleStick

a thing which bobby price shoves up his ass
by Josh March 20, 2003
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Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.
Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.
by Josh July 16, 2003
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tinch

Give me a tinch of booze please.
by Josh February 09, 2005
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miserable failure

man, that guy was a miserable failure.
by Josh June 05, 2005
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the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.
on thursday luke owen had the shlits!
by josh May 07, 2005
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