Definitions by Joseph Gatto

Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love

A sick song by the rock band Van Halen that combines Eddie’s cool arpeggios with heavy riffs and shreddy solos, David’s raw vocals, Micheal Anthony’s pumping bass, and Alex’s cool ass drumming.

Man I’m so psyched up for this Van Halen concert, I hope they play Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love.

Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love by Joseph Gatto May 5, 2026

Duck

When you’re pissed off and typing really fast and the phone either autocorrects or you accidentally hit D instead of F when trying to type “Fuck”.

You’re an asshole bro go duck yourself you piece of shit.

Duck by Joseph Gatto May 4, 2026

Douché

(Dew-Shay) Someone who is an asshole (Douche) and happens to wear a toupé (Che).

Person 1- Fuck man (Insert Name)‘s bald ass is here that rug on his head is obviously so fake.
Person 2- Yeah he’s such a dick he’s always picking fights that he can’t back up himself what a douché

Douché by Joseph Gatto April 29, 2026

Douchẽ

(Doosh-A) A person who is a complete douchebag and also happens to wear a toupẽ.

Person 1: Awww fuck! Hair-piece Harold is here, man that guy is such an asshole!

Person 2: Yeah man, he’s always picking fights with people who end up kicking his ass… what a douchẽ!

Douchẽ by Joseph Gatto April 18, 2026

Terpdert

The marriage of two people from different cultures but where the pastor is Jewish and it takes place outside.

Are you going to to Chang and Prisha’s Terpdert on Friday? We better put on sunblock I heard it’s gonna be sunny out that day.

Terpdert by Joseph Gatto January 17, 2026