Jordan's definitions

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

MedTurt

when andrew lavodie gets high and thinks hes a turtle with supper powers

go into medturt mode now go in your shell

by Jordan October 9, 2004

Elizibeth

Girl with huge tits and has sex daily.

Did you see that girl Elizibeth, she had huge boobs.

by Jordan June 9, 2004

Beat

Adjective used to describe something very lame, worn out, un-fun, or boring.

1. That shit is fucking beat.
2. Beat. (used instead of "that's gay"or similar phrase)

by Jordan April 21, 2004

Duckles

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by Jordan November 19, 2004

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

stunt

A woman, girl, female, ect. coined in D.I.T.C. song stand stron

"My whole crew puff blunts and fuck stunts "- Big L from the D.I.T.C. song "stand strong

by Jordan February 13, 2005