Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima
Why are you looking at Bogg?
by Jordan January 08, 2004
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fnoork

v. a word used to describe the sound made whilst spewing your mountain dew, through your nose, onto your keyboard, during a fit of unwitting laughter. Also "fnrk", a quicker more abrubt fnoork.
"For an exciting change of pace, you should watch baseball"

"*FNOORK*!"
by Jordan August 16, 2004
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311

As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!

The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.

There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.
This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!

Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.
by Jordan July 03, 2006
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MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil
"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...
by Jordan December 17, 2004
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playstation2

Apparently, an excuse for homophobia, sniping and petty bickering...
2 is for twice the insults, with the new Sony playstation2. Incidentally, we can't be bothered to press shift or spacebar - it's PlayStation 2, by the way.
by Jordan February 15, 2004
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alberkerque snoodle

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead
between 2 homosexual women
by Jordan June 01, 2003
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fuckhead

A word chinese in origin which
has diverse meaning

1) A stupid bastard man that doesnt
know he is a stupid bastard man
2) A head that has been fucked many
A time by any object
3) A girl that hates it when
you call her a fuckhead
1) That stupid fuckhead you cant just
Say that Niel Diamond isnt the best
Musician on this earth!

2) God my this kids fuck head is
chaved so bad, what a fuckhead

3) Annalyse is my favorite fuckhead
And I like her Seven Times over
by Jordan May 26, 2004
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