219 definitions by Jordan

lesbianage

the act of spying on lesbians

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.

by Jordan February 9, 2004

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 24, 2004

newbice

The term used in Ragnarok Online for a person who has just made his first character. (the beggining class is called a novice)

" Stuffcaptors: We don't allow newbices in our guild. "

by Jordan December 29, 2005

knock

to tell on someone

person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.

by Jordan October 30, 2003

wtfas

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

by Jordan March 7, 2004

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

jello biafra

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

by Jordan December 18, 2004