Jordan's definitions

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

F.A.G

F.A.G Fine ass Girl, a pretty girl with lots of confidence, really say it around people that know about it cuz if not other people will think ur gay i think i dunno but i say !Fine Ass Girl! thats me!!

Girl imma F.A.G its all about the fine ass girl up in herre!!

by Jordan May 13, 2005

rake

to thrash or totally dominate in competition

I was raken ou there on the basketball court.

by Jordan March 22, 2005

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 23, 2004

arfagny

The Latin Word For *Nigger* Also meaning *Chicken* Or *Zackary* the Fat
Could mean 17 different things that mean chinese chicken for pineapple fragrance

Do you like chicken? No i like arfagny
You are an arfagny!
GO to hell arfagny!

by Jordan November 20, 2004

wtfas

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

by jordan March 7, 2004

zin

An unexplainable feeling/connection between two minds that brings the two to spark an unbelievable read. They are aloud to catch each others phrases in many ironic times. To be able to finish eachothers sentences..
NEW WORLD ORDER..4zinDJzin20

"That car is going to crash.."

"..into that tree!"

(car crashes)

by JorDAN March 25, 2005