by Jordan December 12, 2003
n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.
(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.
(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.
(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.
by Jordan August 17, 2004
by Jordan February 18, 2004
by Jordan March 15, 2004
Extremely cheesy -- cheesy to the max. It can also describe a kind of sour smell that smells like a cheese tree.
by Jordan February 19, 2005
Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.
Very common in Southern states such as Texas.
Very common in Southern states such as Texas.
by Jordan December 03, 2003
by Jordan December 12, 2003