Jordan's definitions

north america

Clearly the most impressive continent on earth and clearly the most powerful. The U.S has the power, Canada has the natural resources, and Mexico has the sweat shop labour all readily available

Fuck everyone else, we own you all.

by Jordan August 19, 2004

lumacris

used to describe a pimpin chevy lumina that rocks the gangsa beats

lets go pick up some fly biotches in the lumacris yo (said by wigger)

by Jordan April 21, 2005

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004

vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

by Jordan May 9, 2004

SoHoe

1) A woman who lives, works, or exists in the SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. Typically wealthy, well-dressed, and not very bright.

2) A woman who will do anything to advance in the art world.

1) While in NYC, beware of SoHoes wearing silly hats from fc*uk.

2) I can't believe Sara sucked off that guy just so she'd get her own gallery. She's such a SoHoe!

by Jordan March 31, 2006

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

blacktastic

A neat term that only black people should use. Insipered by Mall Monkeys

White d00d: Here I got you an orange soda, cuase you know, you're black.
Black d00d: *holds up soda* Blacktastic

by Jordan April 14, 2003