Definitions by Jordan

bobby dazzler 

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

bobby dazzler by Jordan January 4, 2004

Turd Burgular 

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

Turd Burgular by Jordan January 4, 2004

Aunt Jamima 

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

Aunt Jamima by Jordan January 4, 2004

Spoon 

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

Spoon by Jordan January 4, 2004

Scavy 

Term used to describe someone who is acting like a scavenger.

You are such a little scavy.
Why are you stealing my food you scavy!

Scavy by jordan December 19, 2003

Nasty sombraro 

To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things

"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro

Nasty sombraro by Jordan December 12, 2003

Grandmas pie 

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

Grandmas pie by Jordan December 12, 2003