Definitions by Jordan

ToR 

ToR, abbreviation of the latin phrase "tempus omnia revelat" which in english means time reaveals all things. ToR is used after a person's real name in their screen name. ToR symbolizes the belief in fate, letting time reaveal how one is to live/die.

Jordan ToR

ToR by Jordan January 10, 2004

Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima

Why are you looking at Bogg?

Bogg by Jordan January 8, 2004

Feeble Feedback

Farts that sound rough and tough. They may often have a thumpy consistency. But wait, there's more...okay...okay.

Hey there Mr. Feeble Feedback, check out aunt jamima while you're at it. Thanks yo.

Feeble Feedback by Jordan January 8, 2004

Biff 

Fall/Eat shit hard

Look at that poser, he just biffed it.

Biff by Jordan January 6, 2004

Shmob

1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave

1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob

Shmob by Jordan January 6, 2004

d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.


Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

d-day by Jordan January 6, 2004

flem pop (inhale) 

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

flem pop (inhale) by Jordan January 4, 2004