JorDAN's definitions

ughmiblanle

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

by Jordan April 11, 2004

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

Deryck Whibley

1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed

"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"

by jordan January 24, 2004

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003

leftover crack

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.

You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

311

As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!

The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.

There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.

This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!

Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.

by Jordan July 3, 2006