JorDAN's definitions

pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 15, 2004

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

VFD

Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'

When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here

by Jordan February 15, 2004

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003

leftover crack

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.

You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

ughmiblanle

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

by Jordan April 11, 2004

Deryck Whibley

1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed

"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"

by jordan January 24, 2004