JorDAN's definitions

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

Feeble Feedback

Farts that sound rough and tough. They may often have a thumpy consistency. But wait, there's more...okay...okay.

Hey there Mr. Feeble Feedback, check out aunt jamima while you're at it. Thanks yo.

by Jordan January 8, 2004

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

Duckles

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by Jordan November 19, 2004

blacktastic

A neat term that only black people should use. Insipered by Mall Monkeys

White d00d: Here I got you an orange soda, cuase you know, you're black.
Black d00d: *holds up soda* Blacktastic

by Jordan April 14, 2003

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

Elizibeth

Girl with huge tits and has sex daily.

Did you see that girl Elizibeth, she had huge boobs.

by Jordan June 9, 2004