Jonson McNally 's definitions

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pedophile Pete

A weird pedophile that is socially akward and clueless about everything

He’s a dumbass

Me: Lalala
Also me: ahhh it’s a pedophile
Pedophile Pete: blow me

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Nate

Fat bitch

Nate is a fat bitch

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Fuck tit

When your having sex with someone and you don’t know who it is until after and it turns out to be your dad.

Me: let’s do this more often😏
Fuck tit

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Poopy butt

When you stick in in ten feet deep but she poops on your dick

Me: ugh ugh ugh
Me: takes my dick out
Me: why is my dick brown last I checked I was white

Poopy butt

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Dumb ass bitch

Jacob

Jacob is a dumb ass bitch

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019