Jonny's definitions

buy the farm

Buy the farm was originated with pilots. Mostly military.
If something from the government crashes on to a farm - like a military plane, the government 'buy the farm'. as in the land that it destroyed. The pilot is dead because of the impact...

Bob : You know Dave? He bought the farm whilst on a training excerise last week

by Jonny February 7, 2004

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

by Jonny September 4, 2003

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004

booblechem

u use it to catch some1s attention

hey come over here!BOOBLECHEM!
oh yo wats up...nmu?

by jonny April 5, 2003

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004

10 pence

1) a charva's last resort
2) some charvas collect them or trade them for fags

'givus 10 pence like'

by Jonny October 1, 2003