Jonny's definitions

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

britknee

The hottest vietnamese girl... EVER!

Jawknee ::hearts:: Britknee

by Jonny October 11, 2004

shmere

i don't understand

shmere? wats that mean?

by jonny April 3, 2003

lazyd

a 2 faced useless person who thinks hes hot shit but hes just a fat little boy

lazyd.....your useless

by JONNY March 20, 2005

shnook

a fat man with small balls

Leigh Brandt (Teo's brother)

by jonny October 3, 2004

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Potatoe Spray

- a spray of snow on a late season northwest cascade powder day, carve it frontside, carve it back side and the spray looks like diareah off the bottom of your board, thick, mooshy snow, soupy snow, wet and soppy but fun as hell.

- the spray that come's out at the end of your "potatoe gun" when you ignite it to lounch a potatoe 100 yards

: - We went up to stevens pass WA last saturday in late march, 15 inches of wet soppy snow fell the day before and all day long we were getting "Potatoe Spray" Turns that sounded like we were riding the water slide at Marine World.

: - When i lived out in sultan basin we used to launch Potatoes out of our make shift Poatatoe gun and the "Potatoe Spray" from the gun when we laucnhed them would cover a 10 yard radius.

by Jonny March 28, 2004