Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.
Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)
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i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).
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shmere? wats that mean?
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some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob
omg ur such a noobzor
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People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.
Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...
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State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.
dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"
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Leigh Brandt (Teo's brother)
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