freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!
OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!
by jonny December 03, 2002
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ViZi0n

a norwegian synonyme for "big dick"
or "huge cock"
wow, he's like ViZi0n or something
by Jonny December 01, 2003
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the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
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stockport

A place inhabited by supporters of Manchester City.
Stockport - give us a song
by Jonny December 23, 2003
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Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.
Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...
by Jonny December 26, 2008
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mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl
That bitch is a mosag!!
by jonny June 18, 2005
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buy the farm

Buy the farm was originated with pilots. Mostly military.
If something from the government crashes on to a farm - like a military plane, the government 'buy the farm'. as in the land that it destroyed. The pilot is dead because of the impact...
Bob : You know Dave? He bought the farm whilst on a training excerise last week
by Jonny February 07, 2004
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