An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.
Your girlfriend is a bagger!
by jones February 05, 2003
when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.
Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.
by Jones March 31, 2003
People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.
The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.
George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
by jones June 15, 2004
History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"
Usage: It's now used in two ways:
1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."
2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."
A part of the MSC Dialect
Usage: It's now used in two ways:
1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."
2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."
A part of the MSC Dialect
G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
by Jones November 24, 2004
An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.
(or)
A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.
(or)
A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.
by Jones June 18, 2004
The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
by jones February 09, 2005