chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 05, 2003

EIL132

Fast car

That EIL132 can proper shift

by Jones August 23, 2003

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

quag

Someone who is extremly homosexual or just outright despicable. Originates from the prefix of the word "queer" and the suffix (or last two letters) of the word "fag."

"Billy and Mike just made out in public. Fucking quags."

by Jones June 24, 2004

jonesing

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

by Jones May 06, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003