Jonco's definitions

jonco

An autistic kid that can't walk

(Jonco)Lazy ass nigga

by Jonco May 8, 2022

ilikechinesefightingcows

its what jackie chan says in his animated cartoon when he's really really pissed because he knows that he'll never get laid

Jackie Chan says ilikechinesefightingcows when he casts gay asian voodoo spells

by Jonco May 19, 2006

coolalicious

a term you use when you think something is totally cool and delicious. if you have never heard of this word you are a complete faggoted idiot

Keira Knightly is awesomely coolalicious!!!

Kiwis are god's gift to the world. They are utterly coolalicious.

by Jonco May 19, 2006

Phonestipation

Not being able/wanting to poop without your phone.

I left my phone at home now I have phonestipation.

by JonCo September 1, 2013