4 definitions by Jonco

Not being able/wanting to poop without your phone.
I left my phone at home now I have phonestipation.
by Jonco July 26, 2013
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its what jackie chan says in his animated cartoon when he's really really pissed because he knows that he'll never get laid
Jackie Chan says ilikechinesefightingcows when he casts gay asian voodoo spells
by Jonco May 12, 2006
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a term you use when you think something is totally cool and delicious. if you have never heard of this word you are a complete faggoted idiot
Keira Knightly is awesomely coolalicious!!!

Kiwis are god's gift to the world. They are utterly coolalicious.
by Jonco May 12, 2006
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