Jonballz's definitions

slap

What the five fingers said to the face.

I'm Rick James bitch!

by Jonballz February 12, 2004

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

korn

1) A once decent band that turned shitty.
or
2) If you're stupid its a mispelling of the actual vegetable known as corn.

1) Korn licks the monkey cock now.
2) Could you pass the korn?

by Jonballz November 6, 2006

dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

Homestarmy

Do you has?

Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!

by Jonballz February 10, 2004

Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004