Jonathan Gagen's definitions

Waffle House

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement

Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Rainbow

A pet name for a gay man whose penis has a curve, or the curved penis of a gay man.

I'm the luckiest man on the planet. I hope you have a pot of gold for me at the end of that rainbow my little leprachaun. Daddy has some canola oil, let's see what we can do with those lucky charms.

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

clittle

when you cuddle your boyfriends head between your legs or in your lap and he nudges your clit and sighs

we clittled last night and he ate me out and he just broke into tears when we you know then he told me it was his 1st time and he just sobbed as i held him i didnt know what to do

by Jonathan Gagen April 1, 2019

Blowpop

When you get a blowjob while your girlfriend has lit firecrackers in her mouth and she can't get rid of them until you cum

Shit! baby why we gotta always do a blowpop for your Daddy's birthday?

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.

The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

Lucky charms

A pet name for a gay man's balls or testicles.

Is that a little feather boa on your rainbow dick? Now that we're a thing your lucky charms belong to me now cause your my bitch get that kumosabi?

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Anal sack

A large condom, balloon, or rubber glove placed inside the anus and taped to the rim of the anus by one's partner for catching urine or semen.

Lisa make this time make sure my anal sack is sealed properly. I don't want to go back to the er.

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018