Definitions by Jonathan Gagen

clittle 

when you cuddle your boyfriends head between your legs or in your lap and he nudges your clit and sighs

we clittled last night and he ate me out and he just broke into tears when we you know then he told me it was his 1st time and he just sobbed as i held him i didnt know what to do

clittle by Jonathan Gagen April 1, 2019

Lucky charms 

A pet name for a gay man's balls or testicles.

Is that a little feather boa on your rainbow dick? Now that we're a thing your lucky charms belong to me now cause your my bitch get that kumosabi?

Lucky charms by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Waffle House 

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement

Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?

Waffle House by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Rainbow

A pet name for a gay man whose penis has a curve, or the curved penis of a gay man.

I'm the luckiest man on the planet. I hope you have a pot of gold for me at the end of that rainbow my little leprachaun. Daddy has some canola oil, let's see what we can do with those lucky charms.

Rainbow by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Anal sack 

A large condom, balloon, or rubber glove placed inside the anus and taped to the rim of the anus by one's partner for catching urine or semen.

Lisa make this time make sure my anal sack is sealed properly. I don't want to go back to the er.

Anal sack by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Blowpop 

When you get a blowjob while your girlfriend has lit firecrackers in her mouth and she can't get rid of them until you cum

Shit! baby why we gotta always do a blowpop for your Daddy's birthday?

Blowpop by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

Stripper syndrome

When an individual acquires more than three comorbid STDs through sexual intercourse

That bitch ended up in the hospital preggo with triplets and when they did a pap smear on her vag it was like cream corn up in her biz so the docs told her ass, "bitch you got's stripper syndrome" now I know she ain't going through to varsity damn cheerleader got's stripper syndrome.

Stripper syndrome by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018