16 definitions by Jonas

burrito

a really fat joint

man i wanna hit that burrito

by Jonas September 5, 2003

grill

Staring someone down, giving them an intimidating look.

"A long hard stare is a grill"
-Big L, "Ebonics"

by Jonas January 7, 2005

homostar

Simply, the number of stars on the badges worn at paramount parks by 18 year old "simpsons"esque workers (especially "canada's wonderland") equals the amount of gay the worker is in letting you do fun stuff...

that dude stopped mike from smoking that j behind the top gun roller-coaster! He must have like 3 homostars

by Jonas February 29, 2008

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by Jonas January 21, 2004

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by Jonas October 26, 2004

iofs

I och för sig, a swedish abbrevation for actually

Det är iofs rätt kul

by Jonas January 27, 2005

Genealogy

When you do some serious (most often sexual) research among several family members.

"So you slept with both Nana and her sister?"
"Are you serious? What would that be? Genealogy?"

alt.

That show "OC" or that movie "The Graduate".

by Jonas March 1, 2005