Jonas's definitions

gwapings

a group of extreamly good looking guys that excels in many ways among ordinary people

Gwapings si jonas!

by jonas November 30, 2003

Genealogy

When you do some serious (most often sexual) research among several family members.

"So you slept with both Nana and her sister?"
"Are you serious? What would that be? Genealogy?"

alt.

That show "OC" or that movie "The Graduate".

by Jonas March 1, 2005

fred durst

Fred Durst formed Limp Bizkit in 1994. He was upped into the business by friends KoRn.

Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.

Guy: Fred Durst is pretty awesome.

by Jonas January 19, 2005

burrito

a really fat joint

man i wanna hit that burrito

by jonas September 5, 2003

cwiiis

(n) highly homosexual individual, sexually tilts towards molestation of dead russian men

cwiiis, you are SO gay with Joseph Stalin

by jonas November 27, 2003

munder syndrome

The act of being a homosexual as well as illiterate at the same time. Also smoking pot and gorging himself with acts of sex fills the person's life full of love and laughter.

Bobby is opening the school for children with Munder Syndrome. a rarity experienced in the hearts of men from San Francisco.

by Jonas November 9, 2006

Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers

i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack

by Jonas March 3, 2005