Jonas's definitions

FUPA

fat upper pussy area

Matt Sloyballs has a FUPA because his pussy smells like skunky hippopotomous.

by Jonas August 27, 2003

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by jonas October 25, 2004

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by jonas January 20, 2004

grill

Staring someone down, giving them an intimidating look.

"A long hard stare is a grill"
-Big L, "Ebonics"

by Jonas January 6, 2005

Cupboardly

Used to describe someone who is so ugly that they must be kept behind closed doors, not to be confused with cupboardy which is also a word.

Gaffa looks very cupboardly today.

by Jonas March 24, 2005

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

lerrick

jonas' boyfriend. he is HARLA dope

jonas <3's lerrick. mmmmmmm

by jonas October 27, 2004