Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.

The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.

by Jonah Rowley March 04, 2005

Matrix

1) Noun. A computer program that was designed by A.I. robots to divide the attention of humans away from the real world, where robots farm humans for a power source stronger than electricity.

2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.

1) The Matrix has you.

2) Did you see that? I just did the Matrix!

by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004

The King of Town

An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.

This is...the KoT...in th place to be...

by Jonah Rowley April 09, 2005

Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 09, 2005

Pamplemousse

The late, great Brazillian composer that invented the refrigerator.

He also invented the telephone.

by Jonah Rowley January 24, 2005

on

What happens when someone dances at you, and you dance back.

"It's on!"
"No, it's not on."
"Oh, it's on!"

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

Virus

An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.

"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."

by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004