Jonah Rowley's definitions

God

A word that some Earthlings use to refer to a magical man who judges everyone at some point in the future, who might have a son, and who might be an elephant. This man is somewhat of a wizard, using his magical powers to kill bad Earthlings while they’re alive, or burn them for a long time if they die. The wizard lives in a place called Heaven, which is somewhere in the clouds—or, if you believe meterologists and NASA scientists, *not* in the clouds, but still somehow above us, possibly in another dimension, or something similar. This is just one aspect of the wizard’s magic. Earthlings who like this wizard object to other Earthlings calling him magical, preferring the term ‘divine’. They have been known to invade Jerusalem when people get some of the minor details about him wrong.

Steve believed in God the wizard, but not very much, as he had never invaded Jerusalem.

by Jonah Rowley March 25, 2008

Free Country, USA

A small rural town in Georgia. Possibly a suburb of Atlanta. Internet connaisseurs go down there every few days to get tapes from their friend Homestar of what him and his friends in FCUSA have been doing. Consists of a lake with some wharfs and a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.

One day, Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the Moon with his pal The Coach Z. He won a million to three. "You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. "Oh, now I understand," said the Coach Z. They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.

by Jonah Rowley April 10, 2005

The Flamingo

The King of Town's buffalo wing napkin. He needs it. He's got, like, 50 frickin' wings here!

BOOOOP! BOOOOP! BOOOOP! This is a napkin alert, Marzipan! I've lost...umm...my napkin! It's the one I always use when I eat buffalo wings, and I can't find it anywhere. Now, it answers to the name, "The Flamingo". So if you've seen it, please have it give me a call. I've got like, fifty frickin' wings sittin' here! I can't eat these things without The Flamingo!
Um... sorry for... the loud talkin'. This is the KoT... in the place to be.

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005

The King of Town

An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.

This is...the KoT...in th place to be...

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005

bullet time

A form of ultra-slow motion mostly based on the principle that motion and time can be seperated. Named for the fact that you can see a bullet frozen in bullet time. Developed by John Gatea and Bill Pope for the Matrix film trilogy.

Wanna know what would make dodgeball awesome? If I had bullet time! But then I'd probably steal someone's wallet in midair and fly away.

by Jonah Rowley March 29, 2005

Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.

The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.

by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005

Pamplemousse

The late, great Brazillian composer that invented the refrigerator.

He also invented the telephone.

by Jonah Rowley January 24, 2005