Jonah Rowley's definitions

The King of Town

An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.

This is...the KoT...in th place to be...

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005

Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

Virus

An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.

"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."

by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004

Strong Mad

A character on homestarrunner.com. He is a wrestler, weighs around a million pounds, and can't talk quietly. He is brothers with Strong Bad and Strong Sad.

"E-Commerce!! E-Business!!!"
"I can be the quietest mouse!! I live in the quietest house!!!"

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.

"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."

by Jonah Rowley November 14, 2004

Pamplemousse

The late, great Brazillian composer that invented the refrigerator.

He also invented the telephone.

by Jonah Rowley January 24, 2005

Resi

Short for Resident Evil.

"Resi's voice acting sucks!"
"Totally."

by Jonah Rowley January 23, 2005