3/4 chub

a halfway boner.

damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

barstonian

the language people from barstow, ca speak.

look at the weird barstonians.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

grizzly

when you have to take a big, fat juicy shit, i mean one so bad it peels the paint off the walls.

Son, after your morning grizzlys be sure to use the spray and turn on the fan.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

updog

when you have a big ass wart on your butt crack.

I have a fuckin updog on my ass right now.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

exactly disease

when your face smells exactly like your butt.

My grandma died from exactly disease.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

brew ha ha

term for beer.

looks like mike had a little to much brew ha ha tonight.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

jackman

Some who constantly jacks off all day, or several times a day.

That dude Greg is a real jackman look at the size of his right arm.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003