Jon Galasso's definitions

fruit von doot

When you see a really gay looking guy.

Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.

by Jon Galasso November 21, 2003

grizzly

when you have to take a big, fat juicy shit, i mean one so bad it peels the paint off the walls.

Son, after your morning grizzlys be sure to use the spray and turn on the fan.

by jon galasso August 17, 2003

jackman

Some who constantly jacks off all day, or several times a day.

That dude Greg is a real jackman look at the size of his right arm.

by jon galasso August 17, 2003

exactly disease

when your face smells exactly like your butt.

My grandma died from exactly disease.

by jon galasso August 17, 2003

updog

when you have a big ass wart on your butt crack.

I have a fuckin updog on my ass right now.

by jon galasso August 17, 2003

bro hym

surfer term for when someone does something stupid.

What are you doing bro hym.

by jon galasso August 17, 2003

straight up

something that is cool or good.

you got some pussy yesterday, thats straight up

by jon galasso August 18, 2003