Jon's definitions

tuche

An extreamly attractive woman, with a beautiful smile, and a great personality.

That girl is so perfect, she could be a tuche.

by Jon September 3, 2004

krull

used as any part of speech

1. You messed up my krull
2. Stop krulling al over my krull
3. the krull got caught krulling last night at the krull

by Jon September 19, 2004

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon May 13, 2005

1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.

"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"

by Jon July 23, 2006

thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

by Jon March 10, 2005