Jon's definitions

DC

Short for DC Shoe Company USA.

DC sponsors Danny Way, the greatest skateboarder of all time.

by Jon August 24, 2003

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

biab

Be Back In A Bit - used in internet chat rooms when leaving the keyboard for a while

Im popping out i'll bbiab

by Jon June 25, 2004

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.

Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"

by Jon March 13, 2005

1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.

"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"

by Jon July 23, 2006

Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.

"That guy is totally Sick"

by Jon April 6, 2004