bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.
by Jon March 26, 2005
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Taker

noun - someone who likes it in the backdoor usually very often
Joey is a taker, he loves getting it in the butt
by Jon November 12, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
by jon June 03, 2003
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Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt
by Jon February 18, 2005
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clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.
The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.
by Jon March 06, 2005
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dumpoogi

a modern voodoo doll made to use on celebrities
bill's cameron diaz dumpoogi just broke in half
by jon July 05, 2003
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Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer
Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.
by jon March 30, 2003
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