Definitions by Jon 

klinkers 

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

klinkers by Jon October 10, 2004

fuckbet 

A term usually used for young guys who place bets with their friends about whether or not they can 'pull' a babe.

"I bet you 10 bucks, I can fuck that chick". That's a fuckbet.

fuckbet by Jon October 10, 2004

startledbunny 

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.

Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?

startledbunny by Jon October 10, 2004

alkarim jivani

Alkarim Jivani is the television editor for the London arts and entertainment magazine Time Out.

Born in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and educated in Tanzania, Kenya, and the United Kingdom, he graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in philosophy and literature.

In 1997, he published It's not unusual: A History of Lesbian and Gay Britain in the Twentieth Century which dealt with gay and lesbian fashion and slang.

He is an 'out' gay man and is regularly featured on BBC's Newsnight Review. His being comfortable with his own gayness helped a friend of mine come to terms with his own, so Alkarim will always be cool to him.

Who is that swarthy fella with the beads and the bangles? Why, it's none other than Alkarim Jivani. Do you think he would mind if I asked him who had cut his hair? No, not Alkarim, he's a smashing bloke. He won't mind at all.

alkarim jivani by Jon October 9, 2004

anality 

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.

Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.

anality by Jon October 9, 2004

krull 

used as any part of speech

1. You messed up my krull
2. Stop krulling al over my krull
3. the krull got caught krulling last night at the krull

krull by Jon September 19, 2004

tuche 

An extreamly attractive woman, with a beautiful smile, and a great personality.

That girl is so perfect, she could be a tuche.

tuche by Jon September 3, 2004