floffus

1) The debris that collects around ones anus, especially after long periods of poor hygiene. 2) A subtarded individual.

after not bathing or wiping his ass for several weeks the fat sweaty guy reeked of ripe dingle-berries and floffus.

by Jolly Roger March 13, 2004

dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

by Jolly Roger April 02, 2004

BB Stacker

Navy term for Aviation Ordnanceman who's job it is to load bombs and missiles on military aircraft as well as load and maintain other aircraft armament systems. See Ordy

The BB Stackers are working round the clock with the Intigrated Weapons Team to ensure all aircraft are combat ready.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

Cowboy cold

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.

1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.

by Jolly Roger October 08, 2004

ass jabber

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity

Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms

by jolly roger April 26, 2004