Jolly Roger's definitions

BB Stacker

Navy term for Aviation Ordnanceman who's job it is to load bombs and missiles on military aircraft as well as load and maintain other aircraft armament systems. See Ordy

The BB Stackers are working round the clock with the Intigrated Weapons Team to ensure all aircraft are combat ready.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

Ordy

Slang for Aviation Ordnanceman, said by some to be the most important job in the Navy.
The stated primary function of the Navy is to provide for open sea lanes. This is done by show of force which requires the ability to deploy ordnance on target.
The aircraft carrier is the primary force in a naval battle group which all other ships in the fleet join to protect so that it may deliver ordnance on target.
Every job description is essential to maintain a successful mission but the ordy is a special breed often regarded as just a little bit touched.

Pilot: I sure hope the ordies got my weapons straight otherwise I might as well be flying a hang-glider.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

pure

1) Having no impurities.
2) To be 100% authentic.
3) To be undiluted.

lab analysis revealed the substance to be 100% pure cocaine.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

Sea bats

A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.

Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004