Definitions by Johnny_Reb

Highlander Highball 

Any common mixed drink that would normally be ordered at a bar (i.e. Margarita, Strawberry Daiquiri, etc.) that is made in sufficient quantity to fill a standard five-gallon igloo container. Simple Jungle Juice does not qualify as a Highlander Highball. Draws it's name from the Highlanders; The athletics team name of Radford University, which is widely accepted as being among the premier party schools in the United States. Such concoctions are a common sight at any Radford University activity, on or off campus.

"Well I see there's a keg there, but what's that?"

"That, my friend, is a highlander highball. Five gallons of Strawberry Daiquiri."

Highlander Highball by Johnny_Reb May 28, 2009

Big Game Hunter 

1)A man who is sexually attracted to obese women. See chubby chaser

2)A man who is so desperate to get laid that he has resorted to hitting on obese women.

"Andy is a big game hunter. That chick he left with is so fat some kids mistook her for the cool-aid guy!"

Big Game Hunter by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

social lamprey 

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

social lamprey by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Blonding 

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

Blonding by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Dick Cheney 

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

Dick Cheney by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

faux-mo 

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.

"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"

faux-mo by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Politician 

A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.

"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"

Politician by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009