Definitions by Johnny5ive

Chewed like food 

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

Chewed like food by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

Secret Backhand by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

Pulled an Amy Winehouse 

To die in such a manner that everyone who ever knew you could have predicted. Thus leaving friends and enemies alike shaking their heads saying " what the fuck did they expect!?"

*A drug addict overdoses
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray

All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse

Pulled an Amy Winehouse by Johnny5ive July 24, 2011