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gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.
Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
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omnomnomagon

Pentagon has five sides
Hexagon has six sides
Octagon has eight sides
Omnomnomagon... is the shape of Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster is no longer just an amorphous blob. His shape will hence forth be known as an omnomnomagon.
by Johnny5ive September 14, 2011
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bang your gate

To punch someone in the jaw. Referring to the mouth as the person's gate.

Usually used as a warning or a threat
Listen buddy, you keep on yapping and I'm going to bang your gate clean off
by Johnny5ive February 10, 2023
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