puddles

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!

"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

by Johnny5ive August 04, 2011

Jungle Toe

When your second toe is significantly longer than your big toe.

Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!

Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!

by Johnny5ive August 04, 2011