Johnny tats's definitions

peanut wrangler

a flaming fucking faggot

Look at that peanut wrangler over in the corner!

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass

My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007