Johnny tats's definitions

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

the stuff

slang term to describe AIDS

Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

stupifried

to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are

I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

tikis

Slang term for heroine.

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008