Johnny b's definitions

Hot Celtic League Action

1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland

2. to have sex

1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler

2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds

by Johnny B March 18, 2004

Panning

To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.

Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.

Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.

A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)

I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.

I am Absolutely panned.

Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !

by Johnny B November 1, 2018

dingle-berry

a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.

Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!

by Johnny B September 9, 2003

cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 3, 2003

honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

by Johnny B March 14, 2004

blackbird

1. A type of bird which is all black, often mistaken for a raven
2. A US spyplane which currently holds the record for the highest ceiling and fastest plane ever to fly.

1. Robin: What type of bird is that, Batman?
Batman: That's a blackbird

2. The SR-71 Blackbird took off from the airbase

by Johnny B March 18, 2004

big ron

First done by the football (Soccer in the US) commentator "Big Ron" Atkinson (Hence the name), this is the strange phenomenon where a person can talk the biggest load of bullshit ever, yet it makes perfect sense under the circumstances

well done franco, you've just done a "big ron" again

by Johnny B March 14, 2004