Definitions by Johnny Tats

parking lot special 

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

parking lot special by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

flying dutchman by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

polar thumb 

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long

I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.

polar thumb by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008

FLUFF 

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies

I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.

FLUFF by Johnny tats February 25, 2008

asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together

After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.

asskimo kiss by Johnny Tats January 17, 2008

hotdog inhaler 

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass

I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.

hotdog inhaler by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

the stuff 

slang term to describe AIDS

Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.

the stuff by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008