Johnny Tats's definitions

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

hotdog inhaler

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass

I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together

After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.

by Johnny Tats January 17, 2008

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008