cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

after school specials

young girls walking home from school

The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007

ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 02, 2007

smokin pink taco

A term used to describe a womans pussy.

She had one tasty smokin pink taco.

by Johnny Tats November 02, 2007

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

word hole

a term used to describe a persons mouth

That bitch needs to shut her word hole.

by Johnny Tats May 05, 2008