Definitions by Johnny Tats

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

stink lodge by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

cumsopper 

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

cumsopper by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

buttchug 

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

buttchug by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

chicken of the sea 

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

chicken of the sea by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

do my thang 

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

do my thang by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

paper trail 

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

paper trail by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008