Johnny Tats's definitions

meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier

I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

shade out

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008