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butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.
Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
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flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.
by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008
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hotdog inhaler

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass
I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.
by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008
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white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.
I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
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parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.
I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.
by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008
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furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.
That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.
by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007
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kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass
My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.
by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
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