Definitions by Johnny Eightball
lilf
Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!
lilf by Johnny Eightball January 14, 2007
Bush for President
A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?
"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."
"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."
"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."
Bush for President by Johnny Eightball August 19, 2004
apilf
I got so worked up thinking about this aplif I saw on TV that I had to go by a 7-11 to get some Hostess snacks to smear on my genitalia and anus.
apilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004
yilf
"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"
yilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004
vilf
That railyard hobo Buddy Ham Sandwich is a vilf. I'd like to ride his rails if'n you know what I'm saying.
vilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004
xilf
Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.
xilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004
qilf
Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
qilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004