Johnny Eightball's definitions

yilf

Yakoff I'd Like to Fuck

"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

Hell's Donnie Irises

Local gang in Pittsburgh known for having small pebble like teeth and thick glasses.

"Aaaaaaah Leeeeeeaaaaaaaah, come out to playeeeaaay!"

"Shit! Run for it, it's Hell's Donnie Irises!"

by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004

wailing on the cub scout

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

vilf

Vagabond I'd Like to Fuck

That railyard hobo Buddy Ham Sandwich is a vilf. I'd like to ride his rails if'n you know what I'm saying.

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

eating at the y

Slang for bringing a sandwich to the YMCA to enjoy after playing basketball.

"Want to go grab a bite down the street?"

"Nah, I brought something so I am eating at the Y."

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

apilf

Acronym for Apple Pie I'd Like to Fuck, a trend that was made popular by the film "American Pie."

I got so worked up thinking about this aplif I saw on TV that I had to go by a 7-11 to get some Hostess snacks to smear on my genitalia and anus.

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004