Willy: HELP SOMEONE SAVE US! WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE!
AFROCHAN: kick SMASH Punch BOOM CRACK TING BANG POW SMACK CHOP CHOP CHOP
Criminal: " Falls Over"
Willy: THANK YOU AFROCHAN,! Now me and my wife are safe!
AFROCHAN: Don't thank me, I'm just a Asian with a Afro who fights crime.
AFROCHAN: kick SMASH Punch BOOM CRACK TING BANG POW SMACK CHOP CHOP CHOP
Criminal: " Falls Over"
Willy: THANK YOU AFROCHAN,! Now me and my wife are safe!
AFROCHAN: Don't thank me, I'm just a Asian with a Afro who fights crime.
by Johnny Davison March 02, 2010
David: Your so smart kevin!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!
by Johnny Davison March 19, 2010
One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
Benadryl or Diphenhydramine HCL is an antihistamine used to treat allergies, and sometimes used for a sleep aid.
David: Mom, I really can't sleep right now.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
Mom: to bad, take a Benadryl to help you go to sleep.
David: Do you mean Diphenhydramine?
Mom: Same thing..
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Jermaine: My allergies are flaring up again
Dad: Take your medicine
Jermaine: My benadryl?
Dad: yes, the Diphenhydramine tablet.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
If or When your pancakes or flapjacks are cooked perfectly with butter on top you should see a milky sunshine face, if not they are not cooked to perfection.
Dan: I made some flapjacks dad!
Dad: Look at the Milky Sunshine Face on that one, they are so perfect!
Dan: Thanks dad
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Steve: Look at your Milky Sunshine face!
Carl: I'm not a flapjack steve.
Steve: I'll still eat you like one...
Dad: Look at the Milky Sunshine Face on that one, they are so perfect!
Dan: Thanks dad
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Steve: Look at your Milky Sunshine face!
Carl: I'm not a flapjack steve.
Steve: I'll still eat you like one...
by Johnny Davison February 15, 2010
Jenny: I have six boyfriends!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.
Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.
Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.
by Johnny Davison March 19, 2010
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 02, 2010