Johnny Chingas's definitions

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

pizzle

A bull's penis

That chiseler fizzled, after she nizzled, then shizzled, my prize bull's sizzled pizzle !!!!!!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

yapple

i) As a verb, "yapple" intuitively means, "running one's yap (mouth)."
ii) As a noun, yapple could mean a quantity of gibberish (meaningless sounds or language).

i) When Christina woke up in the back seat, she yappled.
ii) "I've never heard such utterly boring yapple in my life!!"

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

dot nig

The hip spelling is ".nig" and can refer to any black-oriented media.

Did you hear that DJ at the .nig ?
Dude, download the rap at .nig !
.nig's drummer is the master jazzer !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

nizzle

OK, it could mean "MY nigra," but try this... any time you see a word with 2 identical consonants, try all 5 vowels (and y) in place of it. Like :
nazzle (Todd Rundgren's first band was called "The Nazz")
nezzle
nizzle
nozzle
nuzzle You see ? At least one of the vowels will be already taken !!

Another one :
dangle : tempt with an object tied on a string
dengle : undefined, perhaps something Chinese ?
dingle : this is defined, but I don't know what it is.. an ornament ?
dongle : a computer part
dungle : here's my definition : a small piece of dung that dangles from rectal hairs. A "dingleberry" is more appropriately a "dungleberry."

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

nartist

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004