1. A type of bird which is all black, often mistaken for a raven
2. A US spyplane which currently holds the record for the highest ceiling and fastest plane ever to fly.
2. A US spyplane which currently holds the record for the highest ceiling and fastest plane ever to fly.
1. Robin: What type of bird is that, Batman?
Batman: That's a blackbird
2. The SR-71 Blackbird took off from the airbase
Batman: That's a blackbird
2. The SR-71 Blackbird took off from the airbase
by Johnny B March 18, 2004

First done by the football (Soccer in the US) commentator "Big Ron" Atkinson (Hence the name), this is the strange phenomenon where a person can talk the biggest load of bullshit ever, yet it makes perfect sense under the circumstances
by Johnny B March 14, 2004

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.
by Johnny b June 13, 2015

by Johnny B September 09, 2003

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.
by Johnny B September 03, 2003

To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.
Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.
Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.
A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)
Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.
Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.
A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)
I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.
I am Absolutely panned.
Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !
I am Absolutely panned.
Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !
by Johnny B November 01, 2018

1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland
2. to have sex
2. to have sex
1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler
2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds
2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds
by Johnny B March 18, 2004
