Johnny 's definitions

Mill Jahoney

1.(verb) The act of getting fisted or having anal sex

a.I MILLED this girl
b.She got Milled last nite

by Johnny April 12, 2005

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005

Bdogg

the tightest-ass mofo in the entire fricking world.

Damn, you know Bdogg? He banged your mom and she loved.

by johnny December 19, 2003

rab

adj. rad, cool, awesome.
n. a dance, possibly created by a guy named Rab.

coined by The Donnas, who sing it in a lot of their songs.

1. He's so glitchy, he's so cool. He's the rabbest in the school.
2. Come on, baby, let's rab.

by johnny September 22, 2004

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006

hellie

the fucking hottest person in texas...ecept she is a huge whore but everyone knows that. shes gorgeous and make everybody laugh. hellie is the pussy i wanna screw tonight.

"Yeah when I go to this party tonight if im the luckiest guy on the world maybe ill fuck hellie!"

by Johnny April 4, 2005