Definitions by Johnny

a pipe 

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

a pipe by Johnny July 23, 2003

Reaps 

Very Powerful Figure in Todays society, Respected by millions, Praised by many more. A Master of all Skills Known to Man, and a funny guy :)

I wish i was as good as Reaps

Reaps by Johnny July 23, 2003

porn spam 

Unwanted pornographic material.

- I hate porn spam in movies!
- Why do these losers keep sending me porn spam?

porn spam by Johnny May 19, 2003

chick 

Derogatory term used by males to describe females they can't have.

- That chick is hot!
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.

- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.

- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.

- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.

chick by Johnny May 19, 2003

SARS 

Short for 'sexy arse'.

Damn, that girl has some sars.

SARS by Johnny May 19, 2003

bot 

A program that performs actions in a chat room, e.g. kick people out when they use profanity.

I got booted by the bot!
Damn porn bots!
Kill the bot!

bot by Johnny May 19, 2003

fart master 

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

fart master by Johnny May 18, 2003