Johnny 's definitions

rab

adj. rad, cool, awesome.
n. a dance, possibly created by a guy named Rab.

coined by The Donnas, who sing it in a lot of their songs.

1. He's so glitchy, he's so cool. He's the rabbest in the school.
2. Come on, baby, let's rab.

by johnny September 22, 2004

white tornado

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.

I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006

$

The purpose of life, the reason why you are on earth

The thing that you work so hard for everyday

also means power and respect

Person: Why do u go to school?
Young one: so i can make a lot of $

Person: Why are u so sad?
Young one: Man i am broke...

Person: Why are u so happy?
Young one: I just won the lottery!!

by Johnny January 4, 2007

Garva

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.

"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."

by Johnny April 14, 2006

haus

someone who is cocky, big and strong

mickey is gay!

by johnny June 1, 2004

woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.

He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!

by Johnny July 3, 2006