shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

fart master

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

by Johnny May 18, 2003

mccaul

silver haired phrase puncher!

"Get it right.com"

"james your not worth a wank"

by Johnny July 31, 2003

buckwild

A level of activity that results with those engaged in the activity end up on the ground.

Shit dude! Look at Nick! He's going buckwild!

by Johnny March 18, 2005

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.

The employee worked for a wsi

by johnny May 13, 2005

firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

by Johnny April 22, 2004

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 02, 2005