Definitions by John john-Smith Smith

Danal 

An extremely straight male who in low-key emo but Is heavily involved in Monday orgies with only males but says it’s just to get his head in the game for football.

Who’s the coolest cat?
Danal

Danal by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022

Extra soft 

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

Extra soft by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022

Keely

An Italian pizza topping that is similar to that feeling you get when you watch the live action Aladdin movie just to see an attractive male shirtless

Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”

Keely by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022

Samantha 

A person who has no heart, doesn't appreciate art from the renowned artist Leonardo Di Caprio.

The mental capacity of a fucking tea spoon.
The type of person to still have to use her hand it work out her Left and Rights

"oh my what a lovely sun set"
"Shut the fuck you blithering idiot, that is a fucking light bulb Samantha"

Samantha by John john-Smith Smith September 19, 2020

Woolloomooloo 

The best word in the oxford dictionary.

It's a terms used to describe a fightt or scrabble.

*kids fighting*
"look at that woolloomooloo"

Woolloomooloo by John john-Smith Smith September 19, 2020

heather 

Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.

except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.

"how do you spell because"
"ughhhhh, heather its not that hard"

heather by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

chelsea 

The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.

chelsea did the chelsea thing....
"oh my lord thats alot of fingers"

chelsea by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020