Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022
by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020
rawr. teheheehheeheheheehhhheh
by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020
Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020
by John john-Smith Smith September 19, 2020
An Italian pizza topping that is similar to that feeling you get when you watch the live action Aladdin movie just to see an attractive male shirtless
Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022
The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020