Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022

dino nuggies

A dish for the kings

Lord farquaad: "i want dino nuggies"

by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020

chelsea

The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.

chelsea did the chelsea thing....
"oh my lord thats alot of fingers"

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

smooze

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

Samantha

A person who has no heart, doesn't appreciate art from the renowned artist Leonardo Di Caprio.

The mental capacity of a fucking tea spoon.
The type of person to still have to use her hand it work out her Left and Rights

"oh my what a lovely sun set"
"Shut the fuck you blithering idiot, that is a fucking light bulb Samantha"

by John john-Smith Smith September 19, 2020

rawr

A weird phrase made by those who are mentally struggling.

rawr. teheheehheeheheheehhhheh

by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020

Danal

An extremely straight male who in low-key emo but Is heavily involved in Monday orgies with only males but says it’s just to get his head in the game for football.

Who’s the coolest cat?
Danal

by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022