Upstream Tristo

The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.

Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!

by John Wock April 09, 2022

Jayden Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you can sexually seduce anyone without even trying. All it takes is 1 look from a Jayden and your seduced there is now no going back. your forcefully give the Jayden all your money and assets you own and vow to never leave his side. You get penetrated in the ass every night and feen for more everyday.

Person 1: Omg did u know susie got rizzed by a jayden?!!?!
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Muse_HD

A lonely virgin that plays rocket league everyday and gets no pussy.

Boy: Hey Girlll did u know I'm champion on hoops (Drools and violently shits himself)
Girl: Eww get away from me, it smells like you shit your pants u remined me of Muse_HD.

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Dirty Pavle

When you go motorbike riding with your uncle then smash him in the ass after.

Person 1: omg I'm on the motorbike about to do the dirty pavle
person 2: omg have fun getting smashed in the bum!

by John Wock August 22, 2022

Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.

Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse

by John Wock August 22, 2022

Poo Oven

When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.

person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven

by John Wock May 23, 2023

Pavle Walk

The Pavle Walk is when you go out at 10pm at night with your dad to go stalk little Boys. Normally Catch little kids lacking while they take the trash out. He could be waiting for hours for the perfect time to strike. After taking there victims they forcefully make them have a threesome with his uncle in his basement.

Person 1: yo I"m going to do the Pavle walk tomorrow, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah sure sounds fun!

by John Wock August 22, 2022