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Dirty Pavle

When you go motorbike riding with your uncle then smash him in the ass after.
Person 1: omg I'm on the motorbike about to do the dirty pavle
person 2: omg have fun getting smashed in the bum!
by John Wock August 21, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Pavlemug.

Wyatt Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you sexually seduce minors by giving them candy or some other treat and force them down into your basement to do CNC and sell it on the black market for $.
Person 1: omg did u hear of that kid that got seduced by wyatt?
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?

Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
mugGet the Wyatt Rizzmug.

Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
by John Wock April 12, 2022
mugGet the Evan sanmug.

Lyndon Rizz

This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.
Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
mugGet the Lyndon Rizzmug.

lomft

This means Laughing on my fucking toes
Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!
by John Wock May 21, 2023
mugGet the lomftmug.

Googly Gamer

Best youtuber to ever exist literally cracked at any game he plays and gets all the bitches.
person 1: OMG he is so good at this game!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!
by John Wock April 14, 2022
mugGet the Googly Gamermug.

tkah

This means Taking ketimine at home
Person 1: yo wsg?
Person 2: nm just tkah
by John Wock May 21, 2023
mugGet the tkahmug.

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