Definitions by John Superman
nerd swarm
The usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.
A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
Article headline: "Why Tom Baker, the sixth Doctor, had such curly hair."
Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!
Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.
Comment: fourth
Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor
Comment: He was fourth!
Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?
Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!
Comment: fourth!
Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!
Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.
Comment: Fourth Doctor
Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.
Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?
Comment: Fourth.
Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!
Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.
Comment: fourth
Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor
Comment: He was fourth!
Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?
Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!
Comment: fourth!
Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!
Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.
Comment: Fourth Doctor
Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.
Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?
Comment: Fourth.
Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
nerd swarm by John Superman December 10, 2013
Christmass
John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
Christmass by John Superman December 7, 2013
George Lucas
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."
"Um, thanks."
"Um, thanks."
George Lucas by John Superman December 6, 2013
urinal panic
The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
urinal panic by John Superman December 6, 2013
pointing percy at the porcelain
The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.
pointing percy at the porcelain by John Superman December 6, 2013
urinal miming
The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
urinal miming by John Superman December 6, 2013
snake shake
The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"
"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
snake shake by John Superman December 6, 2013