Failias

The failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.
Policeman at car window: "Sir, this car was just seen at a popular doggingspot. I'll need your name, please."

David Armstrong: my name is John... Super... Man...

Policeman: That goddamn failias crap ain't gonna work on me, boy! Get the hell out here!
by John Superman November 28, 2013
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George Lucas

A beard grown to disguise a double chin.
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."

"Um, thanks."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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Christmass

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
by John Superman December 07, 2013
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aaaaaaaaaaargh!

The sound one makes when falling off a cliff.
Sarah: "Kevin, be careful! You're very near the edge."

Kevin: "aaaaaaaaaaargh!"
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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nerd swarm

The usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.

A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
Article headline: "Why Tom Baker, the sixth Doctor, had such curly hair."

Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!

Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.

Comment: fourth

Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor

Comment: He was fourth!

Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?

Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!

Comment: fourth!

Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!

Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.

Comment: Fourth Doctor

Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.

Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?

Comment: Fourth.

Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
by John Superman December 10, 2013
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urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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