Thanksgiving

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.
British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
by John Superman November 29, 2013
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The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.
"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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Christmass

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
by John Superman December 07, 2013
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urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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instalebrity

Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.
Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."

Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."
by John Superman November 28, 2013
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qwertymail

The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".
Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."

Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."

Guy 1: "Of course! Qwertyuiopasdfg@yahoo.com it is!"
by John Superman November 28, 2013
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