5 definitions by John O. B.
A Stereotype of a guy who indulges in buying designer furniture and decor, or watches HGTV and subscribes to the Horchow catalog to satisfy an empty part of his life. The majority is often Emo or Gay, but also includes guys in the entertainment industry, and urban loners with too much money. The title, Tyler Durden (Pitt; alternate personality), gave himself(Norton) in the movie, "Fight Club".
Near the end of Fight Club, when Tyler stands up to... himself;
-"Now why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
-"Not my head Tyler; Our head."
-"Interesting... Where you going with this, Ikea boy."
"Ron, Your lamp shade matches your coasters... This is your dorm room! When did you become an Ikea boy?" -not Fight Club
-"Now why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
-"Not my head Tyler; Our head."
-"Interesting... Where you going with this, Ikea boy."
"Ron, Your lamp shade matches your coasters... This is your dorm room! When did you become an Ikea boy?" -not Fight Club
by John O. B. September 8, 2008
A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?
-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.
-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.
-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.
-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.
-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
by John O. B. September 10, 2008
(Shot-uh-roo-ski)
to make an attempt toward accomplishment of a goal, uncertain of the outcome.
to give a shot, attempt, try, or persevere.
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to make an attempt toward accomplishment of a goal, uncertain of the outcome.
to give a shot, attempt, try, or persevere.
Disclaimer: The following content was written, for educational purposes.
South Park, Season 13: Fishsticks;
"Hey Jimmy, what are you up to?
Oh hey Eric, I was just trying to write some jokes for my new comedy ru-routine.
Ya, well you wanna do somthin? I wanted to hang out with Stan and Kyle but they're all pissed off at me for somethin so I have to hang out with you.
Sorry Eric, but I really need to work, very much. I haven't written a good joke in over a week.
Alright well maybe I can help you, You know we can totally write some stuff together.
Oh well sure; Ive never really tried working with a partner, but lets give it a sho-ih-ish-sh-shh--Shotsgarrooski."
-Also see:Fish Sticks
"Hey Jimmy, what are you up to?
Oh hey Eric, I was just trying to write some jokes for my new comedy ru-routine.
Ya, well you wanna do somthin? I wanted to hang out with Stan and Kyle but they're all pissed off at me for somethin so I have to hang out with you.
Sorry Eric, but I really need to work, very much. I haven't written a good joke in over a week.
Alright well maybe I can help you, You know we can totally write some stuff together.
Oh well sure; Ive never really tried working with a partner, but lets give it a sho-ih-ish-sh-shh--Shotsgarrooski."
-Also see:Fish Sticks
by John O. B. April 11, 2009
The acronym for "Get On The Ball!!!", (aka get on the bus) a popular motivational phrase used by Billy Mays himself. Most notably for its use in Gmod(a popular mod for half-life 2); Where a player Dubbed "Billy Mays" utilizes the mic to extract those dirty responses from angry, stubborn children. Of which a video was created and posted on YouTube. There are also reports of Billy Mays in games like COD4, CSS, TF2, DODS and other popular HL2 mods. It was inevitable that "GOTB" was coined for forum/comment trollers and micless players a like, and now its so easy even your kids can do it!
Are you on the ball!? GOTB! Its new Oxyclean detergent! That's right! You'll never have to pour or measure detergent again! For only $19.99, That's right! GOTB!
by John O. B. December 18, 2008
Similar to a Dense nancy, frail or flighty person that likes to dance among flowers yet is oblivious to their own destructive behavior. It is Often used to be suggestive to the behavior of a Flaming gay, who acts like a dumb blond but can also apply to a straight guy.
One of Zoolander's model roommates that went out flaming in the gas station fight, would be a perfect example of a Prancing Ninny.
by John O. B. March 29, 2009