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Kiss Me Kessler 

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.
Kiss Me Kessler by John Miller December 20, 2017
To 86 something is to discard it.
This was originally used in a car ad in southern california for Cal Worthington cars. It was used to promote a sale of the 87 models. The ad phrase was: "We are going to 86 the 87's."
We will 86 the 87's.
86 by john miller May 13, 2004
Word used to describe a short, red-haired pasty child, around the years of 13-15, who hangs around with friends of similar hair color, only taller, and less popular. Friends must only be able to get revenge via thier Uncles, or other close relatives. Typical names of a 'wranger' consist of 'Karl', 'Morris', 'shane' (asian varient).
Morris, who never visits the beach, and hangs out with smaller friends to fill his day.
Wranger by John Miller February 24, 2004
Word in which is often compared to other vulgarities such as asshole, or douche bag.
Dude your a damn keebler.
keebler by John Miller June 19, 2003
You are a expa with this game!
expa by John Miller June 2, 2003