chode

The skin between your ballsack and butthole. Synonyms include-Gooch, Taint, and Nifkin

by John Holmes April 24, 2003

jimmy kick

A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.

Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.

by John Holmes January 13, 2004

Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 14, 2003

uppstad

To do 'fuck all' when all about you are busy doing work for you

by John Holmes September 19, 2003

stag

Paddy being doused with Baby Oil ad left with 4 Strippers

Shreck In Amsterdam

by John Holmes August 06, 2003

istupy

no living person could describe it

it is related to istobi

stupi and stupy are synonyms

istupy is red and flies.
when istupy is green, it becomes a tank.
if istupy is yellow, it is sick.

by John Holmes January 19, 2005

steezo

ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.

Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight

by john holmes April 16, 2003