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Mel
A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.
Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!
by John griffin February 13, 2013

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synonym term for 'asshole'
Tom: "How did you do on that test Tuesday?"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."

or

"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"
by John Griffin May 12, 2004

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When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.
Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"
by John Griffin May 28, 2004

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Homosexual person. Synonyms include: fagmo.
"Hey you! Captain K-Y!" That guy's a total Fucking homote.
by John Griffin February 08, 2004

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term coined by Chris DeBacker meaning 'gay person'
"I'm a homote for not giving Chris credit for the word 'homote', which he made up."
by John Griffin May 12, 2004

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Chewing tobacco
I always watch Conan with a chewah. Where the fuck is my spitter?
by John Griffin February 08, 2004

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Slang for fecal matter.
"Dude, you just feeked your pants"
by John Griffin August 24, 2003

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