John Gaskell's definitions

Gettin' Into

A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.

" Who the fuck was that bird you were Gettin' Into? Boris Karloff's Lad? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Birkenhead Mouser

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Cagney

A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat

" If only the slut had a better lookin Cagney I'd cowp her, she's got a lovely body "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

TittleCocks

A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.

RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004