" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
A person who seems to be constantly coming down off drugs in work during the week, but then seems to come alive during the weekend
" uh oh here comes the Comedown Kid and he looks fucked again but then again it is 8am on a monday "
by John Gaskell March 29, 2004
The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through
LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "
by John Gaskell March 08, 2004
A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat
by John Gaskell May 14, 2005
A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.
" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "
by John Gaskell April 08, 2004