John Gaskell's definitions

Skol

A cheap and nasty Lager of 3.2% abv.

LAD A: " want a can? "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Dirts

Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department

" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

charlesworth

A student's terminology for Cocaine.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.

"hhmmmmm yes of course I was out on the weekend man!!! never slept a wink, I was on the old Charlesworth"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

BWAFT

A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd

ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Getting Off

A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.

" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "

by John Gaskell May 4, 2004

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004