Niqabi

A person who wears an Islamic face veil or similar device such as a mask, especially after the CDC has removed the requirement to wear face coverings.

She is such a niqabi; she even wears a mask to bed.

by John Edgar Boston May 16, 2021

Forcel

A forcel is a man (or, less often, a woman) who through reasons beyond his control cannot access an erotic relationship: "he was a forcel.". Forcel is also used to refer to the condition itself: "he was forcel".

Note: unlike incels, forcels never form gender-hate groups online or in the real world. Forcels simply seek what every healthy man deserves: a reliable, satisfying erotic relationship.

His wife had loss all interest in sexual relations. She did allow him to seek a girlfriend, a long as he did not spend any money on her. A woman without spending money? This put him sexually "between a rock an a hard place;" he was forcel.

by John Edgar Boston December 17, 2018

Sterl

celibate, probably from a local corruption of "sterile" (heard in Jacksonville, FL, 1989)

Do you have a girlfriend? (on a negative response): "Must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston February 23, 2024

sterl

i.e., adj., "Sterile", i.e., Celibate (Jacksonville, FL usage as of late 1980's)

(after giving a negative response to a woman's proposition)..."(You) must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston June 15, 2021

keanotherapy

a meditative practice combining Yoga pranayama and Gongfu stances, aimed at calming and restoring the practitioner's state of mind.

John just invented Keanotherapy. He must be really into The Matrix.

by John Edgar Boston March 06, 2024

keanotherapy

Physical and mental exercises drawn from the disciplines of Indian meditation (Dhyana) and Chinese gong fu. Keanotherapy focuses the practitioner's mind on the eternal presence of the sea and the sound of the surf, thus to release nervous tension and calm the mind.

Keanotherapy founder and current prime teacher John Billings has almost 50 years of experience in both yogasana and gongfu. Yet his favorite activity will always be sitting quietly by the edge of the sea, where his life began.

keanotherapy is much more effective than tranquilizers.

by John Edgar Boston March 06, 2024

liberidiot

Liberidiot: n. a person who espouses Leftist political views and says things that are patently false.

He sounds like a speechwriter for that Leftist Andrew Cuomo; he really is a Liberidiot!

by John Edgar Boston June 23, 2021