John Edgar Boston's definitions

keanotherapy

a meditative practice combining Yoga pranayama and Gongfu stances, aimed at calming and restoring the practitioner's state of mind.

John just invented Keanotherapy. He must be really into The Matrix.

by John Edgar Boston March 6, 2024

keanotherapy

Physical and mental exercises drawn from the disciplines of Indian meditation (Dhyana) and Chinese gong fu. Keanotherapy focuses the practitioner's mind on the eternal presence of the sea and the sound of the surf, thus to release nervous tension and calm the mind.

Keanotherapy founder and current prime teacher John Billings has almost 50 years of experience in both yogasana and gongfu. Yet his favorite activity will always be sitting quietly by the edge of the sea, where his life began.

keanotherapy is much more effective than tranquilizers.

by John Edgar Boston March 6, 2024

Sterl

celibate, probably from a local corruption of "sterile" (heard in Jacksonville, FL, 1989)

Do you have a girlfriend? (on a negative response): "Must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston February 23, 2024

liberidiot

Liberidiot: n. a person who espouses Leftist political views and says things that are patently false.

He sounds like a speechwriter for that Leftist Andrew Cuomo; he really is a Liberidiot!

by John Edgar Boston June 23, 2021

sterl

i.e., adj., "Sterile", i.e., Celibate (Jacksonville, FL usage as of late 1980's)

(after giving a negative response to a woman's proposition)..."(You) must be sterl!"

by John Edgar Boston June 15, 2021

demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.

That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.

by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021

herpetarian

A herpetarian is one who, although he may accept other animals as pets, definitely prefers amphibians and reptiles to them by a wide margin.

He has a whole house full of lizards and frogs; he is such a herpetarian!

by John Edgar Boston June 1, 2021