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Sterl

celibate, probably from a local corruption of "sterile" (heard in Jacksonville, FL, 1989)
Do you have a girlfriend? (on a negative response): "Must be sterl!"
by John Edgar Boston February 23, 2024
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herpetarian

A herpetarian is one who, although he may accept other animals as pets, definitely prefers amphibians and reptiles to them by a wide margin.
He has a whole house full of lizards and frogs; he is such a herpetarian!
by John Edgar Boston June 1, 2021
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keanotherapy

Physical and mental exercises drawn from the disciplines of Indian meditation (Dhyana) and Chinese gong fu. Keanotherapy focuses the practitioner's mind on the eternal presence of the sea and the sound of the surf, thus to release nervous tension and calm the mind.

Keanotherapy founder and current prime teacher John Billings has almost 50 years of experience in both yogasana and gongfu. Yet his favorite activity will always be sitting quietly by the edge of the sea, where his life began.
keanotherapy is much more effective than tranquilizers.
by John Edgar Boston March 6, 2024
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sterl

i.e., adj., "Sterile", i.e., Celibate (Jacksonville, FL usage as of late 1980's)
(after giving a negative response to a woman's proposition)..."(You) must be sterl!"
by John Edgar Boston June 15, 2021
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demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.
That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.
by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021
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herpetarianism

herpetarianism is the keeping of reptiles and/or amphibians as pets. The word derives from "herpetology", the scientific study of reptiles and amphibians. This in turn comes from the Greek root"herpes", meaning creeping things.
You should see his house! He keeps snakes and frogs in every room; he is totally into herpetarianism.
by John Edgar Boston May 29, 2021
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splac

SPLAC (sounds like "splack") is an acronym for the Southern Poverty Law Center, an organization which denigrates people and organizations trying to combat the threat of Islamization by referring to them publicly as "hate groups". I would be proud indeed to stand with Ms. Pamela Geller, Mr. Robert Spencer, and other patriots who have been unjustly black-washed by SPLAC.
If your church tells the truth about Islam, for example that it is not a religion protected by the First Amendment but in reality a theocratic ideology of domination, SPLAC will call it a "hate group".
by John Edgar Boston December 20, 2018
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