John Doe 's definitions

trendsetter

A leader of the pack, someone who everyone else follows

He never was one to follow the rules, he was a real trendsetter

by John Doe April 29, 2004

Faulk

to tell an extreme lie, exagerated tale, or saying your going to do one thing and never do it.

to do the opposite as one is told

to make obscene jestures about ones friends

He told a Faulk to his best friend about getting spinners.

We told him to turn left, but he pulled a Faulk and went right

When I turned around he showed me his one finger Faulk. I flick him off back.

by John Doe October 28, 2004

Tim Buckley

Writer, artist and creator of the famous gamer comic Ctrl+Alt+Del. Tim Buckley is also the creator of the Winter-een-mas holiday which is a gamer holiday lasting from Jan 25th to Jan 31st.

His famous comic can be found at www.cad-comic.com

You don't know who Tim Buckley is?

No I don't know...

He's the greatest artist and sexiest gamer ever..

by John Doe January 3, 2005

Despre Tine

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

by John Doe March 12, 2005

Barvaz

Barvaz is the super duck of efnet

Barvaz Barvaz Barvaz`

by John Doe January 10, 2005

butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004

num nums

the sound my screwdriver makes as it penetrates your eyeball

you gave my girlfriend the num nums now have some of my num nums

by john doe May 21, 2003