Definitions by John Doe

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

Spanish by John Doe December 7, 2003

Striped Pussy 

Slang for Candy Corn

That was good candy corn.

Striped Pussy by John Doe December 4, 2003

runte 

a guy that can slipstream his genitlia into a butera

The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a rattle snake the chauffer was runtied.

runte by john doe December 2, 2003

Oo wee, that is nice and spicy! 

1. A phrase uttered in a Wendy's commercial pertaining to Spicy Chicken.
2. Also, a phrase said by someone who has released methane and sulfur dioxide

*Guy farts* Oo wee, that is nice and spicy.

Oo wee, that is nice and spicy! by John Doe December 2, 2003

3PAW 

P.UNK A.SS W.IGGA
P.IMPIN A.LL W.OMEN
P.URILE A.NALLY OBSESSED W.HITETRASH

Talented, good looking, but seriously offensive English Hip-Hop Artist, famous for the fact that no record label will sign him for fear of being sued for liable.

3PAW? Awww, your mother wouldn't like that!

3PAW by John Doe December 2, 2003

harbdoggery 

A demonstration of an utter lack of creativity

Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.

harbdoggery by John Doe November 24, 2003

no neck 

a person that is so fat fat that it looks like they have no neck. That the neck is connected to their shoulders.

hay no neck

no neck by john doe November 15, 2003