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eleet

WireDDD is eleet
by John Doe April 30, 2003
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chicken head

a girl who would do anything sexual just to keep the guy that they want. Thinking that they can keep him happy with purely sex.
by John Doe October 10, 2006
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chilla

(noun) Swedish variation of chill, means literally "to chill". See also chill.
Ey grabben! Chilla!
by John Doe May 8, 2003
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cokehead

If coca-cola and "Head and Shoulders" would ever merge, this is what the company would be called.
"Coca-Cola" and "Head and Shoulders" announced today they are joining forces. The new company will be called "Cokehead#"
by John Doe May 8, 2003
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num nums

the sound my screwdriver makes as it penetrates your eyeball
you gave my girlfriend the num nums now have some of my num nums
by john doe May 21, 2003
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shlupin

to kill a large group of canadian ducks with a machete for a hobby
Dude, lets go shlupin this saturday!
by John Doe June 5, 2003
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Shemily Gumby

A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.
"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"
by John Doe June 14, 2003
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